Sarcastic Opinionated Feminist

"It’s a monumental overask to expect women to be gentle with the egos of men who only feigned..."

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:01:12 -0400

“It’s a monumental overask to expect women to be gentle with the egos of men who only feigned friendship in order to get laid.”

- No One is Entitled to Sex: Why We Should Mock the Nice Guys of OkCupid (via peachersen)

Yes! This is why I get so uncomfortable when they use the phrase “nice guy”. If you have to say it then you probably aren’t nice.

fatkati: Reblog if you are over 170 lbs.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:34:13 -0400

fatkati: Reblog if you are over 170 lbs. :

fabfatfemme:

littlelaurakitten:

bigbootiedtattooedcuties:

iridessence:

sourcedumal:

trillaryclinton:

vouslalala:

hotbiochemist:

morphinginthepuhsea:

deezyville:

Almost double. #No1CurrDoe

LMAO

last time i was 170 i was in my freshman year of high school.

Proud Hamplanet

And I love every single pound and curve <3

chainofaffection: beyoncesugarbaby: licquoricebitch: chainofaf...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:01:45 -0400

chainofaffection:

beyoncesugarbaby:

licquoricebitch:

chainofaffection:

Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable?

You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see that they clearly have some needs. Their lips are chapped. They are hungry. They are thirsty. They are asking for help.

How can you help?

Here is a simple idea - blessing bags.

This was such an easy project. We are now going to keep a few “Blessing Bags” in our car so that when we do happen to see someone on the streets who is homeless, we can hand them a Blessing Bag. I first learned of these bags from my friend, Julie. I am using the picture of her bags (see above) because the ones we took were taken in horrible lighting and turned out really grainy and hard to see what is inside of them.

If you’d like to make your own Blessing Bags, this is what you would need:

Gallon size Ziplock bags

items to go in the bags, such as:

chap stick

packages of tissues

toothbrush and toothpaste

comb

soap

trail mix

granola bars

crackers

pack of gum

band aids

mouthwash

coins (could be used to make a phone call, or purchase a food item)

hand wipes

you could also put in a warm pair of socks, and maybe a Starbucks gift card

Assemble all the items in the bags, and maybe throw in a note of encouragement. Seal the bags and stow in your car for a moment of providence.

This would be a great activity to do with some other families. Each family could bring one of the items going into the bags (ex: toothbrushes). Set up all the items around a table and walk around it with the ziplocks and fill the bags.

http://kwavs.blogspot.com/2011/05/blessing-bags-how-to.html

oh man i wanna do this

mee tooo. im bout to go to the dollar tree and rack up or a wholesale store.

All these reblogs make me so happy to see. So many amazing people on tumblr

datingsitebags: Insulting a woman is OKAY as long as you use...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:50:28 -0400

datingsitebags:

Insulting a woman is OKAY as long as you use the right grammar…

madamethursday: [Image: A large cyan blue square with two...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:55:49 -0400

madamethursday:

[Image: A large cyan blue square with two horizontal pink lines inside making an equals sign. The text reads: “Equality is for everyone. Stand up for Trans rights. They’re human rights too.”]

truthisweirder:

From the designer:

My Facebook and G+ newsfeeds have been filled with pink and red lately, so it seemed important to point out to the queer and allied in my life that Human Rights Campaign actually has a track record of promoting some rights at the expense of others. Being a fairly rough-and-tumble sort of cisgender queer man, I waded in.

It’s frankly unconscionable; transgender rights are integral to queer liberation, and moreover transfolks are our sisters and brothers, have shed the same blood, sweat, and tears in horrifying numbers for the same goals. The fact that names like Virginia Prince and Sylvia Rae Rivera aren’t as prominent in our histories as Harvey Milk says, I think, all it needs to about the need for some pink and purple soul-searching. Go forth and introspect.

Visually, too, I think the HRC equality logo leaves a bit to be desired, but I made minimal changes. The colors are based on the transgender pride flag designed by Monica Helms in 1999, the most widely used of several designs and to my eye, the most pleasing.

Considering that HRC seems to be continuing to give lip service to trans folks while throwing them under the bus, this is important and timely.

People need to know that the most visible LGBT “equality” organization out there continues to only fight for gay and lesbian equality at the expense of everyone else.

Trans allies, please repost. (And don’t give money to HRC.)

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:49:41 -0400

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important.

Because You Aren't Autistic: Parent vs. Parent

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:00:19 -0400

Because You Aren't Autistic: Parent vs. Parent:

a-view-of-my-own:

Let’s take two allistic parents. One has a child with autism. One has an allistic, neurotypical child.

Allistic parent of the allistic, neurotypical child loves dance. The parent has always wanted to be a dancer. They never had the chance. Now, they have a child. A child…

This, right here. Because sometimes my son’s special educator doesn’t get it when I let my son stop when he gets overwhelmed. I’m not going to hurt him just so she can get her results.

fuckyeahthespianpeacock: saltheria: yeffyaboyuice: mythchief: ...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:58:58 -0400

fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

saltheria:

yeffyaboyuice:

mythchief:

So there I was, ready to take a shower. I mean, I was dirty, a little greasy, a shower was not such a horrible idea. People take showers, amiright? Of course!

I get naked.

FULL naked.

REAL naked.

I’m talking the exact opposite reason why you ever went to your grandmother’s house.

No cookies. Blatant nudity.

That’s how folks take showers these days, right? Well, I pull back the curtain…

And there it was.

This…thing…sitting on the little soap/shower/pube shelf. Not a care in the world, like it’s been there for years. “What the fuck is that?” I think to myself.

Now, what follows is the exact pattern of thought that took me from rational human being to Sloth in 3.4 seconds.

“Is that a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit? Holy fuck that’s a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit. OMG why would someone leave that unattended. Those things are so delicious. I’m gonna eat the fuck out of it. Man, I can’t wait to see whoever left it’s face when they come back to find that someone ate their cheesy biscuit’s fuck. Ohhh boy.”

Then my brain sent a message to my arm that said, “Reach for that cheesy biscuit, bitch. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?”

As you must already know, we are all contractually bound to make a dickload of mistakes throughout our lifetime. Some of those mistakes are so big that they forever hinder our world and warrant entire chapters in our children’s history books. However, most mistakes have the dubious providence of merely haunting one’s soul and festering amidst the subconscious for always and eternity.

This was, nearly, one of those.

If my adjacency to failure could be measured, the only possible unit of measurement to appropriate it would be “baby condoms”. And no, I do not mean those horrendous papoose-like titty-cribs that the slovenly carriage their spawn around in in Wal-Mart, I mean condoms that a baby would wear.

My adjacency to failure was roughly 1 and a half Kiddie Trojans.

I’m not sure what stopped me, be it cosmic or supernatural, but it gave my brain just enough time to ask itself some rather important questions regarding this little tub treasure. Questions like:

“WHO, THE FUCK, WOULD LEAVE A CHEESY BISCUIT IN MY SHOWER?!”

And inquiries such as:

“AND WHY WERE YOU GOING TO EAT IT, MORON?!”

Seriously, was I so hungry that I would wantonly disobey all the integral conditioning and survival imprinting my parents bestowed upon me like the ever important, “Um, don’t eat that biscuit retard, you don’t know where it’s been or whose it is and also you found it in the shower.” in order to satisfy something so benign as a munchie?

That, I’m sorry to say, was pretty much my reality.

An early morning introspective psychological evaluation of a sad, hungry, naked man who almost ate a bar of soap.

OMG ITS BACK

This shit needs to be published.

This is going in the monologue section and I’m not even sorry.

visit my zazzle store :)

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 16:03:35 -0400

http://www.zazzle.com/sarcasticinkedmoms*

Photo

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:22:19 -0400

infinitenap: security guards I need some of these

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:20:57 -0400

infinitenap:

security guards

I need some of these

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:53:27 -0400

Totally just found that charming description on a real dating...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:41:05 -0400

Totally just found that charming description on a real dating website. ASSSSHOOOOOLE

ritchandfamous: Straight people who say “be nice to me or I won’t give you rights” are not our...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:17:21 -0400

ritchandfamous:

Straight people who say “be nice to me or I won’t give you rights” are not our allies.

White people who say “be nice to me or I won’t give you rights” are not allies.

Men who say “be nice to me or I won’t give you rights” are not allies.

They are oppressors, through and through. Being nice to them would never change that.

Why I hate the term "false advertising"

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:24:00 -0400

I hate the term “false advertising” when it’s referring to people, women especially. To me the term indicates that you’re not a person, you’re an object on the market. Fuck that.

update: I’m sorry if I wasn’t clear what I meant when I made my comment. What I mean by false advertising is stuff like “oh she wears a padded bra, that’s false advertising” or “she looks totally different without make up on. That’s false advertising”. We can wear whatever we want. We can put whatever we want on our faces. I don’t care if it makes us look different because we are not here for your consumption

cacty: people who think gender roles are natural but body hair isn’t

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:15:45 -0400

cacty:

people who think gender roles are natural but body hair isn’t

↖Overly Confident Fat Girl

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:10:35 -0400

Going to be spending some time making cat pillows for my zazzle store today ^.^

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:31:50 -0400

Going to be spending some time making cat pillows for my zazzle store today ^.^

Question

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:00:55 -0400

thisisthinprivilege:

How fat are you?

Mod response:

Fatter than the oceans. Wider than the skies. More massive than the mountains. I fill your very eyes.

-ArteToLife

Possibly the best response I have EVER read <3

sigh

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 11:46:12 -0400

I love how I can give awesome relationship advice and help other people. When it comes to my own I am brain dead and confused. I’m pretty sure my noggin hates me.